Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number
YOUR GAY
"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly
yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."

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yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!