Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.


these arent disses these r jokes


I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.


Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.


Are your parents siblings?


Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.


"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.


"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker


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More Funny Insults:


At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.


Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!


I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.


Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!


Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.


"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna


Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.


You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.


Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.