Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.


These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry


She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes


Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!


Yo momma's so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.


You add to, not diminish, pain!


Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound


I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.


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More Funny Insults:


Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.


wow and i thought i was funny


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!


You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.


Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.