Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!

yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine

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YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR

Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity

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i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons


Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing." - Harry Medved on Dean Martin


"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford


Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.


They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?


Do you want do die stupid?


"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe" - Anon.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.




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