Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound
Are you brain-dead?
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
You add to, not diminish, pain!
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
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