Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
Are your parents siblings?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave