Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker


Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.


Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.


He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"


Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.


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i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O


Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.


Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?


Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !


Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."


your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed


Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!


You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?





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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.