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You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
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"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

You are so tall you sell dagamuffins in heaven

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

wow and i thought i was funny

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

He's so dense that light bends around him.