Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
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