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Funny Insults

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

your funny dude your deformed