Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

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your so ugly you make blind kids cry.

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley