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Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

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More Funny Insults:


We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway


Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.


Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.


"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon


i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O


Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?


Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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