Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself

your about as gay as two guys playing tummy sticks in a field of flowers with white frosting around their lips

yo mama so dum that she had a spanish voice lock sytem instald in her home. she went to a english made atm machine. And when she came home she fogot how to speak spanish.

You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL


Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.


Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?


Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !


YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY


Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate


You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.


Talk is cheap, but so are you.



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The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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