Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out
u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself
your about as gay as two guys playing tummy sticks in a field of flowers with white frosting around their lips
yo mama so dum that she had a spanish voice lock sytem instald in her home. she went to a english made atm machine. And when she came home she fogot how to speak spanish.
You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !
YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
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After All Is Said And Done Usually More Is Said Than Done
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