Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"- Oscar Wilde
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
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I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge talking about Mozart

you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !