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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
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Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
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"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"- Oscar Wilde
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We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.

Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"