Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
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Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
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"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"- Oscar Wilde
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We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
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I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball

with a face like yours i would rather be blind

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.