Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"- Oscar Wilde

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!

Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?

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There is no vaccine against stupidity.


haha so funny lol


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


your funny dude your deformed


Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.


Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!


"If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he surely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday." - H. L. Mencken talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt





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