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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it." - F. H. Bradley
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"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer
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Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
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Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.