Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.


Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.


When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it." - F. H. Bradley


"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.


Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.


Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.


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Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock


"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer


I bet your mother has a loud bark!


Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.


Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors


Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.


"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel


these arent disses these r jokes


Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.


He is living proof that man can live without a brain!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?