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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it." - F. H. Bradley
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"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer
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Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
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Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
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I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.