Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


Yo mama so fat were in her right now


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.


Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock


I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.


I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.


"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.


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Converse with any plankton lately?


He's just visiting this planet.


Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.


If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.


Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !


She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.


You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono





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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.