Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.
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your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

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Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Hey, act your age -- senile!

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol