Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson

It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

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I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.


Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.


You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.


There is no vaccine against stupidity.


Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot


ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone


you mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck


Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"


Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105




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