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Funny Insults

I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.
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If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
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Talk is cheap, but so are you.
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
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He can open his mail with that nose!
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I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!

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Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

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As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.