Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.


If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.


Talk is cheap, but so are you.


Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.


He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?


Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


He can open his mail with that nose!


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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!


The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.


Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.


Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.


Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?


Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!


"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress." - Joan Rivers


Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi


She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!





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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.