Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
He can open his mail with that nose!
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Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Your dicks so small you piss on your nuts.

Converse with any plankton lately?

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Yo mama' so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!