Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."- Anon
He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge talking about Mozart
He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.

Your momma's so stupid she thinks your this kids jokes are funny