Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."- Anon
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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
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"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge talking about Mozart
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He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
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Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'

Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.

You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family