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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."- Anon
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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
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"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge talking about Mozart
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He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
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Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?

Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!