Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn
your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won
i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!
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If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing." - Harry Medved on Dean Martin
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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