Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
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Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear

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We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.

Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.