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When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!