Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.


Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.


I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?


You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.


"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster


You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.





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