Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

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More Funny Insults:


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.


No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.


Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio


I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.


You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)


Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!


Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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