Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
More Funny Insults:
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Funny Jokes:Two Hicks From West Virginia Got Married And Were Having Their Honeymoon In A Local Motel
Yo Momma Is Like Hardware Store
Letter From A Farm Kid
Once There Was A Little Boy In Church
George Washington I can not tell a lie
Two Guys Are Walking Down The Street When A Mugger Approaches Them And Demands Their Money
Your Mama Is So Fat She Once Got Stuck
What Do You Get When You Are On You
A Blonde Walked Into Currys And Requested The Tv On The Side
Your Mamma Jumped Over The Building She
Two Blondes Were In A Car And Came To A Fork In A Road
Yo Mama Is So Fat Her Cereal Bowl Comes
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders One Shot
Virgin CEO Richard Branson is launching a cruise line
What Do Barbie And Britney Spears Have In Common
A Blond Was Rollerblading With Her Headphones On
What Does Hannibal Lecter Call Britney Spears
What Is Black And White And Green And Black And White
What Do U Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
You Might Be A Redneck If You Lit A Match
The Female Always Make The Rules
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.