Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine

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Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition


your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers


yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol


Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!


"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.


Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.



ismael



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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