Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

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Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.


I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!


There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.


He's just visiting this planet.


Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!


Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?


You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.


Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


You will never be able to live down to your reputation!





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People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.