Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
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i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
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"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz
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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
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Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you
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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
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Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

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Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.


Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

wow and i thought i was funny

FUCK!