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"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."- Anon
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I worship the ground that awaits you
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Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
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Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
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When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

When you feel terrific, notify your face.

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

You grow on people - like a wart!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.