Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine
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Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition
your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers
yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Hauls Ass
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A Man Was Walking In The City When He Was Interrupted By A Particularly Dirty And Shabby-looking Bum Who Asked Him For A Couple Of Dollars For Dinner
Three Guys Shut Upmanners And Crap Were Driving Too Fast And And Crap Felt Out Of The Car
You Might Be A Redneck If The Roof Of Your Truck
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