Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

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