Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you
Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
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