Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes

These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry

I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.

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More Funny Insults:


You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.


I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.


Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!


Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.


Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.


"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz


Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.


Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed


Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!


Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her





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