Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
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i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
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I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
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Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
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Wen i was born the devil said oh shit!Another God,and wen u were born a devil said shit!Competition
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"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."- Anon
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Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and her phone # popped up
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Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.

"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!