Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
yo mama so fat when she heard there was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
Yo momma should of smoked crack and drank a lot of beer when she was pregnant to have you looking like ur father
a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl
yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self
you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth
Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear
You are so tall you sell dagamuffins in heaven
you mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album Simon cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards. the bus will pick u up at nine, try not to miss it there a tenner in it for you.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.
She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!
Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.
your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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