Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.


Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you


Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !


Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.


"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz


The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.


I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


You will never be able to live down to your reputation!


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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.


Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.


I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.


Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.


the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.


You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.


You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.


We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.


Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.


Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.