Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.

Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!


When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet


Hey, act your age -- senile!


I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.


People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.





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