Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!
Yo mama so fat when she put's on her yellow raincot people shout at her "school bus"
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Now she's at rest and so am I"- John Dryden on his wife
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
U R an idiot
You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
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Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

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ur face would best fit for a door mat