Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

U R an idiot

"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz

I worship the ground that awaits you

Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

Your mama just so ugly..

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

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More Funny Insults:


I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.


Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice


Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.


You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.


Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.


Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.


You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.


I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."





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