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A dope you are and dope will remain
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Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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ya dads so stupid. he married your mum!
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yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!
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yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes
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Your mama just so ugly..
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When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing." - Harry Medved on Dean Martin

your mom is so skinny when she went to a stripper club people thought she was the pole

The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

Choke on a dick and die!

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

"If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he surely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday." - H. L. Mencken talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt