Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
With a mind like yours, who needs a body?
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
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The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!
these arent disses these r jokes
U R an idiot
Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Your balls have side burns.
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