Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
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Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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not funny bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!
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Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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I worship the ground that awaits you
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Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
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"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante
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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

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Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep

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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th