Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
not funny bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono

You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!