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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
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I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!
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"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
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yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!
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Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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Go fart peas at the moon !!

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.