Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.