Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.


Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.


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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.


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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!


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