Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
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Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
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Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.
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You're so small, you pose for trophies.
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Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)
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"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" - Anon.
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After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

He's just visiting this planet.

Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.