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Funny Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
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Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
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Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.
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You're so small, you pose for trophies.
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Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)
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"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" - Anon.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.