Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.
You're so small, you pose for trophies.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)
"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" - Anon.
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Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.

Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons