Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.

You're so small, you pose for trophies.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)

"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" - Anon.

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More Funny Insults:


Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick


We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway


yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.


He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.


When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.


Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?