Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

You grow on people - like a wart!

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

His suitcase doesn't have a handle.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.

I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.

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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!


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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory


His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.


Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave


Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.


Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed