Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Yo mama so fat when she put's on her yellow raincot people shout at her "school bus"

your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk

Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!

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Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.


I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.


Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?


Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.


It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.


you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season


Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her


Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"


Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."


your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won





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