Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"- Anon
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering
yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
I certainly hope you are sterile.
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
Funny Jokes:You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove
Yo Momma Is So Fat She Wakes Up
One Day A Man Asked A Blonde Which Is Closer The Moon Or Florida
Yo Mama So Fat She Had To Go To The Doctor Be Cause
Yo Mama So Fat She Has To Wear A Watch
How Do U Drown A Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Toilet Paper
What Do You Get When You Cross A Corrupt Lawyer With A Crooked Politician
Two Women Were At A Bar
If you are black you literally have to be a brain surgeon
How Do You Keep A Terrorist From Drowning?
Why Did The Blonde Sell Her Television
The Hillary Special At KFC
How Do Tou Make A Tissue Dance
She Is So Blonde That She Studied
What Is The Difference Between A Crack Dealer And A Prostitute
Why Did Osama Bin Laden Cross The Road
She Is So Blonde She Thinks Taco Bell
What Animal Rotates At Least 200 Times
One Wednesday Little Billy Went To School
One Canibal To Another I Don T Know What To Do With My Wife
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.