Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"- Anon

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering


yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.


yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world


People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.


I certainly hope you are sterile.


Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.


I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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