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These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry
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Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon
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You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
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"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
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I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
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yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family
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Your mother should have swallowed you.
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Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
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Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!