Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
yo mama so fat when she heard there was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl
Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!
i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
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Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower

Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your family tree is good but you are the sap.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!