Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Now she's at rest and so am I"- John Dryden on his wife
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!
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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
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"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon
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Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
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Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.
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Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

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What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!