Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!
Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Juliana Kariny
blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.