Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

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More Funny Insults:


Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"


I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!


Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"


- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!


i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?


It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!