Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family
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yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes
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I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.
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Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

I certainly hope you are sterile.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!