Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.

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"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon


Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.


Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.


Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.


yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst


You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.


You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!


Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.


blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso


Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.