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I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
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yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine
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He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~
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Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
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Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
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Choke on a dick and die!
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yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001
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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
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You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out

"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress." - Joan Rivers

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams