Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mama so fat when she heard there was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl
Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.
When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk
i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..
yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
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