Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!
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You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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You are dumb.
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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
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