Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

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I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".


I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.


It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.


Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!


I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.


Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.


Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.


Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon


Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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