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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.


Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.


You're very smart. You have brains you never used.


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!


Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!





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