Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Choke on a dick and die!

Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.

Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

with a face like yours i would rather be blind

"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

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your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition


I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.


People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.


Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.


Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.


"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol


Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.


Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.


Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.