Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up
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Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
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ya dads so stupid. he married your mum!
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Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
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your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk
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Choke on a dick and die!
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up

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Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?