Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.
Your mama just so ugly..
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
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Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.