Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.


I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


I'm not as dumb as you look.


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!


There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.


Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.


I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.


It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!