Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
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Yo Mama So Fat She Was Floating In The Ocean And Spain
Dictionary Of Evaluation Comments
Yo Mama So Fat She Wore Leather Pants To A Party
What Is Black And White And Grinds Up And Down Up And Down
The Scene Was A Tiny Mountain Village In A Remote Section Of West Virginia
A Man Was In A Office And Said To His Assistant
How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you
Letter From A Farm Kid
Definition Of Eternity
Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She
The Government Is Looking To Hire A New Assasin Someone Who Can Kill Anyone For Any Reason
How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy?
Here Was This Old Old Turtle That Wants To Cross A 6lane Free Way To Get To The River On The Other Side
Yo Mama So Fat It Takes Two Buses
Yo Mama Is Like A Light Switch
Why Did Michael Jackson Rush To Wal-Mart
It Was The Last Day Of School Kids Bring In Candy Stuff Like That
Any Argument That A Man And Woman Are Involved In The Woman Gets The Last Word
Yo Mama So Short She Has
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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