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ya dad is so supid that he studied a piece of cheese thinking its the moon !
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When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono
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Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
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yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
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"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

your so poor hobos bowed before u and asked u was up bitch

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx