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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
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Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .
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He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.
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Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
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He's the first in his family born without a tail.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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