Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso
Alone: In bad company.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

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If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!