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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
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"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono
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When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
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She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.
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We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
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I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
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