Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!
yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
yo mommas so fat she has her own zip code
yo your nose if so fat that a cow can fit in your nose! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!
your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up
More Funny Insults:
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
You should be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"
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How Does A Blonde Turn The Light On After Having Sex
Three Nuns Die And Are At The Gates Of Heaven And St Peter Pops Up
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Had To Get
Yo Mama So Fat She Fell Down The Grand Canyon
A Hundred Prostitutes In Washington DC Were Asked If They Would Ever Sleep With President Clinton
You So Ugly Last Time You Got Ass
Your-mama Is So Hairy That When She Looks In The Mirror
What Do You Call A Witch Who Lives In The Sand
What Do You Call A Fratboy In A Suit
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took
The Female Always Make The Rules
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Goes To The 99 Cent Store And
What Did Obi Wan Say When Luke Was Constipated
Yo Mama So Fat She Leaves Stretch Marks
A Blonde Went To The Emergency Room With The Tip Of Her Left Index Finger Blown Off
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Was On The Highway To Disney Land
I Am A Crack Dealer In Phoenix Who Has Recently Been Diagnosed As A Carrier Of HIV Virus
If You Went To A Party And Woke Up With A Condom In Your Ass
What Do You Get When Micheal Jackson Comes Across
Why ---- One Liners
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.