Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

A dope you are and dope will remain

Juliana Kariny

yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family

She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth


Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.


Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham


why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!


Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.


Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.


At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?