Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946
Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !

He can open his mail with that nose!

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!