Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!

yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive

yo mommas so fat she has her own zip code

yo your nose if so fat that a cow can fit in your nose! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!

your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up

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More Funny Insults:


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!


You should be the poster child for birth control.


Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.


Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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