Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up

your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk

Your balls have side burns.

Yo momma's so old, she has a kickstart vibrator

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes

Your momma so stupid she thought she was gay

Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...

HE IS FUNNY BOY

Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower

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More Funny Insults:


You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!


Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower


Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2


"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West


Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.


The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?


Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.


Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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