Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl

I certainly hope you are sterile.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!