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Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!
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"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946
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He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~
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We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
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Hey, act your age -- senile!
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"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
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yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.