Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction

"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.

yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Alone: In bad company.

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

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More Funny Insults:


I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!


I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.


I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?


I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)


Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.


Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!


Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?





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