Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

That is a very cool phone Are they made from china

Whats that on your face oops my bad thats your forhead

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL


"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet


Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.


Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.


Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105


All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.


Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


A dope you are and dope will remain


Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.





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