Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly

Catty catty cat, yo pussy smells like pussy pussy cat

Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

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you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season


You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people


I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.


You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.


yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


not funny bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.


Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!


Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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