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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
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"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
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Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..
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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen