Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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