Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers

YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY

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More Funny Insults:


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


your mother is old her breast milk is powdered


Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?


They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.


Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.


Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.