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YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR
Whats that on your face oops my bad thats your forhead
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side
your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up
yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.
your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers
Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
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Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2