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Funny Insults

u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
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I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick
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Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2
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You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!

"Here lies my wife: here let her lie !

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Talk is cheap, but so are you.

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