Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Has the IQ of lint.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

You should be the poster child for birth control.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory


They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?


"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin


Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon


Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?


I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!


Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!


I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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