Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.
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Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up
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Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
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I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105
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I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction
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You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
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