Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.

At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.

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Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.


Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.


yo mamma so fat that when god made the sun he had to ask u to move


Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?


I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.


yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.




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