Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
with a face like yours i would rather be blind
YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY
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Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

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You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.

You just look like an offduty scare crow

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