Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.


Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


Hey, act your age -- senile!


"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince


yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side


your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers


YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY


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I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.


Yo momma's so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.


You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.


Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.


I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!


Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise


ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone


FUCK!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.