Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

His suitcase doesn't have a handle.

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren

Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!

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More Funny Insults:


As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~


yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl


Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.


Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.


Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.


You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.


"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton


"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.


You should be the poster child for birth control.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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