Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!


Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!


u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom


I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.


I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.


I worship the ground that awaits you


Whats that on your face oops my bad thats your forhead


I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.


You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.





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