Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
His suitcase doesn't have a handle.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
He's the first in his family born without a tail.
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren
Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!
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As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~
yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton
"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
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My Therapist Told Me The Way To Achieve True Inner Peace Is To Finish What I Start
What Do You Call 20 Dead Frenchmen In The Back Of A Lorry?
Did You Hear About The X-rated Murder Mystery?
Yo Mama Is So Skinny
Yo Mama So Stupid When She Sees A School Bus Full Of
Why Wasn T Jesus Born In Australia
Due To A Mix Up On Grammy Night Madonna Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera Are Forced To Share A Private Jet
What Do Guys And Ceramic Tiles Have In Common?
A Frenchman Walks Into A Bar Smiles At The Landlord
Why Was The Waiter So Good At Tennis
How Did The Blonde Girl Put Out Her Cigarette
Three Women Were About To Be Executed
One Day Two Rednecks Named Bubba And Earl Were Driving Down The Road Drinking A Couple Of Buds
What Do Monica Lewinsky And Bob Dole Have In Common
Why Do They Make Glow In The Dark Condoms
How Do You Make A Tissue Dance
What Do Michael Jackson And Plastic Bags Have In Common
What Do You Call A Group Of Blonds Standing In A Circle Ear To Ear
Yo Mama Like A Stamp
What Kind Of Cans Are In Mexico?
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.