Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
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People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.