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Funny Insults

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
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Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
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I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
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I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
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Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.