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Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.
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I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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That is a very cool phone Are they made from china
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You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
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What color is the sky in your world?
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.

"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire." - Truman Capote on Mick Jagger

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.