Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers


When you feel terrific, notify your face.


I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.


yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in school.


I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.


The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.


Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.


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If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?


yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a


People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.


I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.


Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.


I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.


You're so small, you pose for trophies.


For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.


Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.





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