Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P
yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side
That is a very cool phone Are they made from china
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
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You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.

Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

hi whts is up?

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!