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He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
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Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2
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Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up
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Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.
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Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
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Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
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a husband ran down stairs on Christmas eve after hearing a noise. He catches his wife having sex with Santa and his wife says hes only delivering a parcel.
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I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)

"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it

If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.