Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine
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His suitcase doesn't have a handle.
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Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
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yo mama so fat when she heard there was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl
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Sit down and give your mind a rest.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

You should be the poster child for birth control.

Your balls have side burns.

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.