Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 (31) 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!


If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.


If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!


You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.


Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...


Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.


"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




leukz.nl

4funnies.com

TotoPets.com

luek.nl

PROONG.COM