Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.
I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
a husband ran down stairs on Christmas eve after hearing a noise. He catches his wife having sex with Santa and his wife says hes only delivering a parcel.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
That is a very cool phone Are they made from china
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.