Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
More Funny Insults:
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau
Funny Jokes:If You Have A Small Penis
Why Did The Fly Fall Off The Toilet
Yo Mama So Poor When I Rang
A Little Girl Was In Church And She Dozes Off The Teacher Says Who Is The Ruler Of These Lands
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wedding
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Play Tag
One Day These Two Best Friends Jay And Bob Were Walking Down The Forset
She Is So Blonde That She Thought
Why Do Blondes Wear Their Hair Up?
Your Mama Is So Dumb She Tried
When You Have An I Hate My Job Day Try This
There Are Three Men In The Bathroom Two Englishmen And An Australian
A Guy Is Walking Along The Beach And He Stumbles On A Genie Bottle
When Do You Know When A Picnick Turns Gay
Yo Mama Is So Fat Even Dora
One Canibal To Another I Don T Know What To Do With My Wife
Two Blondes Are Walking Down The Street And One Notices A Compact On The Sidewalk And Leans Down To Pick It Up
Men Are Like Lava Lamps
A Blonde Was At A Gumball Machine
A Priest Was In His Room And Realised That His Rooster Was Missing
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought A Quarter
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.