Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.


I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.


You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.


Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.


"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon


I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


with a face like yours i would rather be blind


When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.


Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.





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