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Whats that on your face oops my bad thats your forhead
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He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
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I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
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What color is the sky in your world?
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Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
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I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
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Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up
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a husband ran down stairs on Christmas eve after hearing a noise. He catches his wife having sex with Santa and his wife says hes only delivering a parcel.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Completely unlike cocaine

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.