Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."

He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

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More Funny Insults:


I worship the ground that awaits you


your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!


Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.


I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)


Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.


Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.


When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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