Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
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I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
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"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor
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yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.
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Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.
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Alone: In bad company.
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
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Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
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When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

your mammas soo fat she had to grece herself to get out the bath tub

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

ur face would best fit for a door mat

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln