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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)
Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)
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