Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
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Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

You are so tall you sell dagamuffins in heaven

Yo mama' so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

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