Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

ya dads so stupid. he married your mum!

blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso

He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!

You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

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I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!


Forgot to pay his brain bill.


Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.


Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!


yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!


You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.


I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!


You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.





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