Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!

People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.

Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer


Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.


Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.


It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.


"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren


You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.


Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !


Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church





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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.