Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo mama twice the man you are.

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More Funny Insults:


You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.


I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.


He's the first in his family born without a tail.


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!


If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.


Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.


Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair


For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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