Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Has the IQ of lint.
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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

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Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!