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Yo mama' so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
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Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
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with a face like yours i would rather be blind
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your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)

I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.