Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
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Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
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Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
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u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.
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Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P
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your momma is soo dum she taught tht a car was a new laptop name
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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!

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You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?