Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Yo mama twice the man you are.
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
He's the first in his family born without a tail.
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
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Your Mama So Big When She Stepped On The Scale It
Christmas Spirit Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter At The Pearly Gates
Yo Mama Is So Stupid When She Saw A Sausage
Guy Came Home From Church On Sunday Afternoon With Two Black Eyes
Knock Knock Whos There Doohoo
One Day A Camel And An Elephant Met
Purring Sound Of A Cat Manufacturing Cuteness
A Blonde Was Cooking Dinner When Her Kitchen Caught On Fire
Your Mama Is So Stupid She Went To Jamaca
How Do You Make A Snooker Table Laugh?
What Do Blondes Do For Foreplay
Yo Mama So Fat She Fell In Love
A Blonde Walks In To A Bar
Two Computer Programmers Are Driving On A Highway
She Is So Blonde That When She Missed Bus 44
Why Does It Take Longer To Make A Blonde Snowman
Barak Obama And Hilary Clinton Are On A Sinking Ship
Yo Mama So Fat She Has To Wear A Watch
A Bernet And An A Awesome Blonde Are In A Fight Of Words
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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