Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.

He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama' so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

What color is the sky in your world?

"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono

If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!


Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.


If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.


yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a


Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.


I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.


it's ugly its the end of all things beautiful oh its just u


Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.


i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons


His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.





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