Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2
yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001
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