Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

"He's a great singer - but he's not the most masculine guy, is he?" - Alexander O'Neal on Michael Jackson

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.

Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

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More Funny Insults:


Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.


Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.


The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.


Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes


Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.


Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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