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She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
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Yo momma's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
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You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Your house is so amall, the welcome mat says... Wel...
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i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..
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The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
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Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.