Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.
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Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
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Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
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You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick
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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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