Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo mama' so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!


I'm not as dumb as you look.


Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family


People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.


u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.


Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?


Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


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Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.


Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"


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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.


Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.


Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends


Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!





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