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What color is the sky in your world?
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Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P
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Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Yo momma's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.
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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?

I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.