Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2
He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.

Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures