Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001
yo mommas so fat she has her own zip code
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?" - Don Rickles
yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared
You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

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Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

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yo momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty-seconds

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.