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Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.
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Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
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Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.

"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.