Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper." - Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...


I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.


yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side


Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.


Yo momma's so old, she has a kickstart vibrator


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


haha so funny lol


Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?


So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.





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