Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.


Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.


What color is the sky in your world?


What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.


You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!


I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?


If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.


Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Your momma so stupid she thought she was gay


You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.


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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.


If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.


In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.


u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself


You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley


Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.


They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.





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