Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O
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yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she fell right through
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Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
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