Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
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yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce
"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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Did you hear about the new Netflix series about Donald Trump
Your Mama So Fat That When She Backs
Why Do Blondes Like Sunroofs
This Lady Goes To A Vet And Learns That That If You Put A Ribbon Around A Snoring Dog S Penis He Ll Roll Over And Stop Snoring
A Dog Ran Into A Butcher Shop And Grabbed A Roast Off The Counter
My Answer To What To Do With Bin Laden Well This Sounds Good To Me
Your Mama So Nasty That After We Had Phone Sex
Why Did The Squirrel Lay On Its Stomach
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Play Tag
Yo Mama So Ugly She Entered An Ugly Contest
At Dusk Dusk I Come Without Being Fetched
A Blonde Named Anna Had A Near Death Experience
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fast Food
How Can You Tell A Blond Has Been Working At A Computer
The Government Is Looking To Hire A New Assasin Someone Who Can Kill Anyone For Any Reason
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Stuck A Phone Up Her Ass And Thought
Why Did The Peanut Go Into Space
What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Tent?
Yo Mamma So Fat We Use To Carry Her To McDonald's
Out Of Bill Clinton And George W Bush
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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