Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.

We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.

"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

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yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce


"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock


"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon


Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.


"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.


Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.


"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin


Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?


I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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