Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I'm not as dumb as you look.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.
What color is the sky in your world?
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !
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Yo mama twice the man you are.