Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

a husband ran down stairs on Christmas eve after hearing a noise. He catches his wife having sex with Santa and his wife says hes only delivering a parcel.

Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105

Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!

I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

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your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart


you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.


You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.


Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!


Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.


Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?


Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.


Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.