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"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle
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yo mommas so fat she has her own zip code
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Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity
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Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
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yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
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yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce
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yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she fell right through
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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!