Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks


Your mother should have swallowed you.


Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.


Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.


You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.


You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly


What color is the sky in your world?


He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.


You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?


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"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire


Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.


YOUR GAY


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?


"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles


We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.


So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.


Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?


Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.