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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
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yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she fell right through
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Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks
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Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear
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You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.
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You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
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Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
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