Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application

Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying

yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

yo mama so fat she has her own zip code

Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.

Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .

your so poor hobos bowed before u and asked u was up bitch

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your about as gay as two guys playing tummy sticks in a field of flowers with white frosting around their lips


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


yomamasostupid


yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall


That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!


We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.


You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.


Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?


I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?




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