Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 (38) 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel

Your mama just so ugly..

Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

You are dumb.

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.