Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper." - Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

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More Funny Insults:


I bet your mother has a loud bark!


Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.


your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers


Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.


You will never be able to live down to your reputation!


Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?


I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.


yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl


Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.


All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!