Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
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Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear
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You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.
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yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol
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yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce
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