Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick
yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine
your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared
Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O
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