Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

His suitcase doesn't have a handle.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

your momma is soo dum she taught tht a car was a new laptop name

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

Your mother should have swallowed you.

You have a speech impediment ... your foot.

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?


that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad


So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.


Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.


Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!


"He has turned almost alarmingly blond - he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth." - Pauline Kael talking about Robert Redford


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.


Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.