Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

He can think without moving his lips!


"The enviably attractive nephew who sings an Irish ballad for the company and then winsomely disappears before the table clearing and dishwashing begin." - Lyndon B. Johnson on JFK


You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.


Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.


Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.


You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car


Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!


If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.


Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.


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You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!


yo mama so fat she has her own zip code


I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!


Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.


Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.


He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.


Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham


Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.


You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!


Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.