Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan

yo mamma so fat that when god made the sun he had to ask u to move

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More Funny Insults:


We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.


Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!


He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.


Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.


Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you


Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!


yo moma is so fat, that when she turns around its her birthday, yaseen





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
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