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He can think without moving his lips!
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"The enviably attractive nephew who sings an Irish ballad for the company and then winsomely disappears before the table clearing and dishwashing begin." - Lyndon B. Johnson on JFK
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You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
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Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
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You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
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When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
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You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.

Choke on a dick and die!

ur face would best fit for a door mat

She was another one of his near Mrs.

yo mommas so fat she has her own zip code

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.