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He can think without moving his lips!
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"The enviably attractive nephew who sings an Irish ballad for the company and then winsomely disappears before the table clearing and dishwashing begin." - Lyndon B. Johnson on JFK
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You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
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Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car
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Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
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You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

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i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number

yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall

Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.