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Funny Insults

It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
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yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl
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You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.
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Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
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They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
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"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?" - Don Rickles
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Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
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"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

His suitcase doesn't have a handle.

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson