Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so fat when she put's on her yellow raincot people shout at her "school bus"

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.

your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side

Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105

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More Funny Insults:


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!


So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.


If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!


"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


He is so short his hair smell like feet


I heard they are selling lives at the store. Why don't you go buy one.


yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive


Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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