Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared
They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl
What color is the sky in your world?
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep

yo mama so fat when she heard there was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

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