Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
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Stop looking in the mirror...havn't you ever seen a moron before?
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yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol
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YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR
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You have a speech impediment ... your foot.
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Your house is so amall, the welcome mat says... Wel...
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
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Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in school.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.