Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl

Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2

Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Your mother should have swallowed you.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.


We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.


I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?


Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.


You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.


If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.


Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?





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