Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
You have a speech impediment ... your foot.
He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
yo mama so dum that she had a spanish voice lock sytem instald in her home. she went to a english made atm machine. And when she came home she fogot how to speak spanish.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.