Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.

yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive

Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared

Go fart peas at the moon !!

yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce

Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.


His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.


Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.


You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.


They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.


How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?


Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!


"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries


She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.


As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~





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