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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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He's just visiting this planet.
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Your dicks so small you piss on your nuts.
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Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared
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You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
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hello
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yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !
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your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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You're so old you drove a chariot to school.

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He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.