Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side
Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105
Eveeryone has the right to be ugly, but, you my friend are abusing the priviledge
yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !
Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound
ya dad is so supid that he studied a piece of cheese thinking its the moon !
Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!
Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice
- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application
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Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
Do you want do die stupid?
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
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