Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
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