Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application
u have a big head that when u die yo coffin will be like a lollipop!
yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a
the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
YO BOBBY I HAVE YOUR TIKITE FOR YOUR BUM
yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.
Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .
More Funny Insults:
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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