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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol
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Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
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Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.

I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

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"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.

Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?