Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.

Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.

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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.


blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


What's the latest dope -- besides you?


Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.


He's the first in his family born without a tail.


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .





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