Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
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You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
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yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !
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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL
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Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
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Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
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