Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
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"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself
Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!
You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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