Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she fell right through
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL
You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.
I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

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