Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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You make me feel intelligent. Especially when you talk.
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Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
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You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
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Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
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Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
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Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!

"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon

Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.