Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly

Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick

You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.

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Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.


your so short, even the ants look up to you


I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.


I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?


You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.


You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.


Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.


I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up


I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!





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Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?