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Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared

Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!

yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

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"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe


Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family


u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself


Eventually, you will get what you asked for.


"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock


Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!


You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.


Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.


Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!


Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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