Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.


Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!


Yo mama twice the man you are.


Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.


Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?


Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.


All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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