Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
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Yo Mama Is So Fat She Is On
There Was A Boy Standing On A Corner Selling Fish
Yo Mama So Poor When You Ring Her Bell
Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra
What Do Woman And Condoms Have In Common
What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes
Yo-mama Is So Fat When She Saw The School Bus She Was
There Are 70 Ways To Keep A Woman Happy
A Man Enters A Barber Shop For A Shave
What Do You Call A West Virginian Which A Sheep Under Each Arm
A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy Buys A Condom Then Walks Out Of The Store Laughing Hysterically
An Amish Boy And His Father Were Visiting A Nearby Mall
A Salesman From KFC Walked Up To The Pope And Offers Him A Million Dollars If He Would Change The Lord S Prayer
Your Mama So Big When She Stepped On The Scale It
Ur Mama So Fat She Farted And The World
What Do U Call A Chicken In A Shell
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Vending Machine
YOU MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH AND
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!