Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.
You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now