Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
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YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR
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"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle
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What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
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Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
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"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
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yo your nose if so fat that a cow can fit in your nose! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL
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you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide
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Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.