Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick

your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.

yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol

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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!


"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol


Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.


Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.


I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.


Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.


Now she's at rest and so am I"- John Dryden on his wife


Yo mama' so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!





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