Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
He's just visiting this planet.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice
If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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