Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz

You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.


Completely unlike cocaine


He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.


FUCK!


The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.


Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.


Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?


Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!