Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!

The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol

your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is

"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?" - Don Rickles

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin

Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed

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Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity


Eveeryone has the right to be ugly, but, you my friend are abusing the priviledge


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.


Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"


Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.


We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.


Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family





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