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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.
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the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
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They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
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Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
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Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !

You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.

You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!

The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.