Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!
"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Your house is so amall, the welcome mat says... Wel...
You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
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