Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.

He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

it's ugly its the end of all things beautiful oh its just u

Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album Simon cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards. the bus will pick u up at nine, try not to miss it there a tenner in it for you.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

He's just visiting this planet.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

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Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.


I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!


The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.


No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.


You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people


I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.


Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.