Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
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It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
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At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
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Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
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His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.
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yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.

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