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Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a
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yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
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"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"- Anon.
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Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
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Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
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He's just visiting this planet.
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Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.

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Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in school.

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