Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P
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"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."- Anon
Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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