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Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
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yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
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I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
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You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
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Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"
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the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
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I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
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You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
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Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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