Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

it's ugly its the end of all things beautiful oh its just u
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Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
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At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
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Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
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Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party
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Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
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You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
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yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!
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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.