Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.

"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born"- Ronald Reagan

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.


Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind


Sit down and give your mind a rest.


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.


I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.


Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.


Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.


She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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