Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born"- Ronald Reagan
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
Funny Jokes:Word Scramble
A Little Boy Got On The Bus Sat Next To A Man Reading A Book And Noticed He Had His Collar On Backwards
What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road Rolls In Dirt And Comes Back
George W Bush Is Tossing Restlessly In His White House Bed
There Were Three Roasters
A Middle Aged Guy And His Teenage Daughter Were Riding A Motor Bike And Taking A Shortcut Through A Darkened Park
There Were Three Dumb Blonde Guys On An Island
What Will History Remember Bill Clinton As
You Know Your A Redneck If You Go To A Family Reunion
What did rural America tell Donald Trump
What Do You Call A Monky In A Minefield
If You Have A Small Penis
Knock Knock Whos There Doohoo
What Do Virgins And Blondes Have In Common
Two Cannibals Are Eating Dinner And One Says I Hate My Mother-in-law
A Woman And A Baby Were In The Doctor S Examining Room Waiting For The Doctor To Come In
What Do You Have When 100 Lawyers Are
You Might Be A Redneck If You Take
Yo Mama Is Like Gieco So Easy
The Perfect Day
What Do A Walrus And Tupperware Have In Common
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.