Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon
"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
Go fart peas at the moon !!
Your house is so amall, the welcome mat says... Wel...
"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle
In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?" - Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
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Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Yo Mommas glasses so thick she can see in the futer -Sammy

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

U R an idiot

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.

you mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck