Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo momma should of smoked crack and drank a lot of beer when she was pregnant to have you looking like ur father
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.
His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
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"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"- Oscar Wilde

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

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