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Funny Insults

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"- Anon.
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I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
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what makes ugly babys? ask your mom!-brent
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your so ugly you make blind kids cry.
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your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won
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Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
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"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
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yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.
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I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.