Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!


Completely unlike cocaine


Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!


Your dicks so small you piss on your nuts.


You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.


You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.


He's just visiting this planet.


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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'


yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!


Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.


He's just visiting this planet.


Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours


Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.


When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.


You grow on people - like a wart!





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