Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono
Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
I worship the ground that awaits you
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Do you want do die stupid?
People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.
He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
what makes ugly babys? ask your mom!-brent
You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Thought
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Put Lipstick
One Day A Man Asked A Blonde Which Is Closer The Moon Or Florida
What Does Hannibal Lecter Call Britney Spears
One Morning The Husband Returns After Several Hours Of Fishing And Decides To Take A Nap
How Do You Get 1 And A Half Pounds Of Meat Out Of A Fly
Inflatable Dart Board
You Mama So Fat She Orders A Water Bed And
How Do You Catch A Polor Bear
What Do West Virginians Call A Pretty Woman
Yo Mama Is So Stupid It Took Her An Hour
When I Was Young I Had No Sense Stuck My Dick In An Electric Fence
One Day A Man Walks Into A Bar And To His Amazement He Finds A Tiny Person Playing A Tiny Piano
An English Man And An Irish Man Are Driving Head On At Night On A Twisty Dark Road
A Little Girl Asked Her Father How Did The Human Race Come About
Yo Mama Is So Hairy That She Has To Part The Hair On
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2013 When
One Day This Blonde Walks Into The Shoe Star In Australia And Asks The Clerk Where Are Your Alligator Shoes
Top Ten Reasons George W Bush Should Be Impeached
It Was Reported The Other Day That Nine Out Of Ten Cows Were Being Infected By A Mad Cow
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.