Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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what makes ugly babys? ask your mom!-brent
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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When you feel terrific, notify your face.
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"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?" - Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
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Your momma's so fat that when she laid down at the beach greenpeace tried to roll her back into the sea !!
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
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The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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