Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Hi there, I'm a human, what are you?
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
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I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire

Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick

Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...