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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
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You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?

yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.

If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.