Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie

yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday!!! :)

Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!

you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide

You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.

Alone: In bad company.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

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More Funny Insults:


I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.


Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.


Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P


Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.


I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.


Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.


Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!


I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.





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