Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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