Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.


If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?


Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.


He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.


Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.


Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!


You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.


You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!


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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller


Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.


YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY


Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"


People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.


Choke on a dick and die!


What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.


Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!


At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!


yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.