Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.
He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Talk is cheap, but so are you.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.

You neva shower. That xplains the cobwebs under ua armpits. Ricky.