Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Completely unlike cocaine
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This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
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your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won
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"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"- Anon.
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Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
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Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.
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He can think without moving his lips!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!