Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
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Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number
You make me feel intelligent. Especially when you talk.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.
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There Were Three Grown Men
Kung Chow Called His Boss And Said Hey Boss I Not Come Work Today I Really Sick
Why does Donald Trump prefer ET to illegal immigrants?
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Made
A Blonde Quickly Went Out To Her Mail Box Looked In It Closed The Door Of The Box And Went Back In The House
A Man Goes To The Nursing Home To Visit His 84 Year-old Father
Boy Excuse Me Youv Got Something On Your Assgirl What Is It
Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow When She Close Her Mouth
Why Does The Blonde Throw Breadcrumbs
YOU ARE THE 999999999TH VISITOR
A Blond A Brunet And A Red Head Are Being Chased By A Serial Killer In A Dark Ally
Yo Mama Is So Nasty I Called Her On The Phone And
Have You Heard That OJ Is Starting A New Airport Limo Service
What's Brown And Has Holes
My Stomach Is Getting Awfully Big Doctor
He Had Two Parrots
Redneck Bar Bell
What Do You Call A Hundred Blondes Stacked Up On Each Other
Hillary Clinton Died And Went To Heaven
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.